Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Is It Me?

Is it just me or are people just a little slow? I had forward the following joke that my mom had sent me to a few of my friends and they said they didn't get it. Im like huh? I know my sense of humor isn't that dry. It really cracked me up. Well I'll let you be the judge of it:

Sad News…

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

10 comments:

Habayeb said...

LOL! Well *I* sure found it funny! I always found the Pillsbury doughboy cute lol.

Empress Anisa said...

LOL... yeah, wasn't that one funny?

I know I had a good laugh.....

malekat_el7oriya said...

lol!!!!!! i love that! hahh it cracked me up especially "dosey dough" lol

Lazeena Umm Yusuf said...

hahaha I love itttt!

"The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes" and "Dosey dough" were my favorites LOL

Lazeena Umm Yusuf said...

hahaha I love itttt!

"The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes" and "Dosey dough" were my favorites LOL

M.J. said...

hahaha i thought it was very cute :P

washi said...

Haha, love that he was positive roll model to millions...

Mrs. H said...

Asaalmuilakum,

I have read that before and I forgot how funny that is! I usually am "slow" when it comes to jokes, but I got this one!

Melda said...

ahahah :o)

he's survived by his wife play dough and his child dosey dough ahahahah

hilarious!!!

Muslim Girl said...

Haha, cute :)